Look at my feathers, aren't they neat? All the other birds are jealous. And why wouldn't they be? Not only are they soft, they're luxurious and beautifully coloured. But enough about my feathers, I'm sure you're not here just because I'm a pretty face.

I have some very tedious cleaning habits to keep looking my best - you should see my spa bill! Mud baths, cucumber masks (if I don't eat them!) and talon cures. I go only to the best spas around, all the employees know my name. I always bring a good book with me, nothing is more relaxing than reading while soaking my feathers! It provides me with the perfect time to get ahead so I am always ready for my book club on the weekends. I hear we're reading "Of Pets and Friends" next!