Why doesn’t anybunny love me? I’m just a cute lil bunbun. I deserve some love and cuddling too. I promise I won’t chew wires and carpeting and play in the dirt. Well I will try my hardest. If you bring me loads of treats. I love treats. You have treats? Awww….and no baths! Promise me! NO BATHS!

I am trying so hard to be a good bunbun. You see I was tempted to frolic in the ashes of the fireplace last night and now people are upset. Apparently I am leaving dirt and mess everywhere I hop! Sheesh! How can they ever think such a thing? So I am here trying to listen as they try to sneak up on me and give me a bath! Surrender? Never!!!

Sniff sniff! What is that? Is that fresh parsley and carrot tops I smell? Oooh and maybe a raspberry too? Oh yum yummy! I want! *creeps out of hiding* ACK! A trap! I should have known! All you want is to give me a bath! NOOOO!!!!!