| | I may look slow and a bit grumpy, but there's a lot more to me than meets the eye. Did you know that I once raced against the famous Greek warrior Achilles? I'm sure at least a few of you know how that went. And don't go trying to tell me that was a tortoise - it's a dark lie. It was a turtle. Me. I was there. All right?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to overcome the label, slow? Hopefully, my high-altitude training and new protein diet have done the trick because, one way or another, I am going to win the 100-metre sprint. Now to visualize myself at the finish line....
You didn't expect me, did you? I'm a specially adapted Super Racing Turtle, and you've never seen anything quite like me in a sprint. Watch me go! |