Don’t be alarmed! Everyone just calm down! Everything is fine! Don’t go losing your head, I have everything under control! I am the goose in charge and I will be happy to direct everyone where they need to go! Someone has to be in charge, and it’s me, so snap it up and get in line, we’ve got things to do!

Put a little boogie on! Shake! Shake! Shake! (hums) Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake your groove thing! I got the moves, just like Mick! Dance with me, shake your tail feathers! Tap your foot in time! Time to Boogie! Boogie down!

Well, now will you look at these feathers? Glorious, aren't they? I spend hours grooming to make them fluffy and soft. Don't tell me you want to make a *gulp* down filled pillow? Er, um. No, these feathers aren't soft, not at all, just move along!