I have to sneak around because I don’t want to catch the Friendship Bug. I have to make sure that IT catches ME! Haven’t you heard of a man chasing a woman until she catches him? Well that’s my strategy. It will run around trying to make friends with me and the next thing you know, Ms Purple goes green! Whereas if I catch it, it catches me. Confused? That’s one of my side effects!

It is hard work sneaking around PnF trying to find new friends leaving behind slime in your wake. Everyone seems to be afraid of me, but really I am a friendly virus. A little slimy, but friendly nonetheless. I came to PnF because I heard that even SLUGS are popular here! Won’t you please give me a chance? I just want to make new friends and join in the Travel Game; how else can I spread? Won’t you take me along?

Yumm! I found some tasty treats and just cannot help but latch on and devour them. Yes, I get a crazed look in my face and want to shovel more up into my mouth, but can you really blame me? Do you not do the same when your favourite feast is in front of you too? I will try to clean up after myself and not leave too much of a mess. I am a considerate virus after all.