Why, hello there, my dear PnFer! So happy to see you, are you here for the show? I put them on regularly, but for you, I can arrange a private showing. Just give me a moment to clear out some space, as I am sure you want to see the full effect of my plumage.
A few of my feathers got a little banged up in my flight over today ... what's that? You didn't know I could fly? Why, of course I can, I am a bird, you know. Where was I? Oh yes, my gorgeous plumes. Irridecent and spectacular, aren't they? Why, I have provided feathers for royalty, heads of state and others for quite some time. I just shed them out from time to time so they can then be turned into hats and jackets, why the use for these gems is only limited by your imagination!
Here I go, are you ready? Darling, you're making me blush with all that clapping, but please, don't stop!