Well, well. Aren’t I just the finest thing since sliced bread? I know you all adore me. Who could not? So I shall stand a little taller. Raise my chin a little higher. Spread my tail a little further. That is what you all want to see is it not? After all, there is nothing as fine as wonderful, young me.

I am ready for my photo shoot! Is your camera out? I know it is going to be a long hard day of looking pretty and strutting my stuff but I am up for the job. Gotta earn those GMs somehow you know. I just hope the backdrops you have chosen allow my gorgeous feathers to shine to their fullest. No winter scenes if you know what I mean. A pair of random eyes peeking out of a snowbank would not do me justice at all. Now let’s talk about that lighting situation…

*wink wink* Come on over sweetheart. Come a little closer. Don’t be shy. I won’t bite…unless… I can spread my tail for you if you would like. Let you see those magical pearl feathers glisten in the rays of the sun. They match the twinkle I see in your eye. I know it was meant to be. Don’t let this opportunity slip you by!