Why hello there! Wanna hear a funny story? My blue colour comes from the fact when I was young my mum ate a lot of blueberries and blue grapes. So many my skin started turning blue! And then get this! I developed a taste for them too! And now my skin is the beautiful shade unique to me!

All dressed-up and nowhere to go! I've got my stylish pink bow tie perfectly posed upon my neck and now I am just waiting for someone to take me out for a night on the town. Shall we go for dinner? Maybe dancing? Or shall we hit the theatre? I am waiting for you; let's go!

I will squeak and smile with delight if you chose to take me home. Everyone who sees me claims I am the most adorable piglet they have ever seen. My smile can charm the coldest soul, please bring me home.