Whaaaat?!?! So you woke up to find your refrigerator raided and the baseboards chewed and you are accusing sweet innocent me? Never! Oh, so you want to post online about your discoveries? Well good luck with that, teehee. I see something has cut the cable in half *wink wink* Whaaaat?!? Now you say you are going to call someone about me? Sheesh! It’s almost as if you didn’t trust me. And good luck with making your cal…shoot! Wireless!

Hmmm….I think I smell something delightful in the air. Might it be that Frank is cooking again? Perhaps his famous carrot and parsley muffins and a cup of peppermint tea? Yay! Oh so wonderful. Sniff sniff…hmmm….the air is changing. I think it is getting a little acrid. Oh dear, I fear that was actually Bob trying to cook.

Shhh! Be very, very quiet! I am hiding from Bob! He attempted to replicate Frank’s carrot and parsley muffins and he wants me of all people to be his first vict…test subject! I must hide and listen carefully in case he starts to come this way. Maybe he will find a Charcoal Hare or two to subject to his cooking.