What could be nicer than being a hedgehog? I get to hang around in your garden and chat to all the birds and butterflies, and I'm just the right height to smell the flowers. It's a great life!

We Hedgehogs are thinkers, innovators, and great with politics. Sure we can't see well, but that makes our inventions only more profound! We have spent many nights laying in our hedge gardens, contemplating what can come next. And we know what works, we haven't needed to evolve in over 30 million years! But don't worry about our spiky quills, they're actually quite soft and make us adorable when we turn into little hedgieballs! Not convinced we're inspirational? Just remember those sea urchins you own were named after us!