What’s a rare beetle girl to do? Why, look for a good beetle guy to call her own, of course! You know the saying, "It’s raining men?" – Honey, after every spring rain, it’s raining young, buff, rainbow-suited beetle men and I’m on a mission to find me one! He doesn’t have to be perfect, he just has to have a suitable wild thyme leaf to call his own and be as ready for a whole brood of beetle babes as I am. Now, that’s not asking too much, is it?