 | | Gazing off into the ocean depths, contemplating the meaning of life, this hermit is anything but a hermit. Thriving on whatever tasty treats float by, the favorite by far is plankton! Traveling the world in the shell du jour, you can find these crabs constantly scouring the sea scape looking for the new home they’ve always been dreaming of. Wall to wall carpet, galley kitchen, wood stove, and at least two baths top the list of wishes, but for some odd reason all that is available is a one bedroom apartment.
Finding the perfect housing in a flooded market can be a challenge, but one that comes with a never ending food supply is the perfect choice. No worrying about if plankton will float by, just claw your way up to snag some greens!
Finding the perfect shell is only part of the challenge, of course. Once you load in the crates of kitchen goods and the big fluffy mattress, it’s only a small amount of space for the claw-foot tub. And getting that refrigerator in might be more than this shell can handle. Maybe it’s time to move again? |
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