Now, I may look plump, but that’s not because I’ll eat, you know, anything. It’s my undercoat of thick fur, meaning I’m well insulated and all set for a night on the town, even in the coldest weather. I usually only go out after dark, and I’ll be found at the crème de la crème of social gatherings. I like the costume parties best, because I come with my very own mask. What do you mean, I look like a burglar? Now, I’m very handy with my front paws — my party trick is to juggle a trio of pine cones! And if you want that mocktail not agitated or mixed with a spoon but thrown, just pass me the shaker and stand clear. Dexterity is my middle name! Actually, it isn’t, it’s—well, that would be telling! You’ll have to decide for yourself. Oh, and don’t expect me to do the washing up, will you? I may have a bottlebrush tail but it’s purely ornamental.