Hang onto your hats folks! I’m coming in like a wild bunny at top speed. I heard a bag open and we all know what that means. I’ll race around your legs and hop and beg and run and spin and dance. You see, I am rather happy. And when bunnies are happy, we binky. Oh, sorry about that dust cloud I kicked up on my way in. You may want to vacuum more.

Sniff sniff sniff! I think I smell some treats over there. My nose is twitching with excitement. I can barely contain myself with excitement. I know you will be kind enough to share. I will sit here and look oh so pretty. Head turned up, ears back, who can resist me? Sniff sniff, yes I think that is fresh organically grown curly parsley I smell.

So I want into the garden but that pesky farmer has it fenced off. How could they? Don’t they know bunnies need lettuce and parsley? It’s a very important part of our diet. Just like hay. And don’t forget the carrots. But I shall pass on the cabbage. It gives me gas. And boy oh boy my toots are quite stinky!