Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! How do I look? This is a new suit my tailor has made for me. My suit tends to get into quite the state after months of working, and then on Christmas Eve, when I jump down chimneys, I can get my suit snagged on bricks. I also had my beard trimmed—the missus was after me about that.

I send you the warmest of wishes for the holidays, and don’t forget to leave out some treats for my reindeer. If you want to leave some milk and cookies for me, I would be delighted to accept. I only work once a year, but how busy I am for just one day! Am I dancing to keep myself warm, or because of the joy I will bring to so many? Who cares! Dance with me!

A good night's sleep is important at any time, but it is doubly important for me at this busiest time of year. So forgive me for nodding off, I can't keep my eyes open a minute longer. I hope I don't dream of elves making toys, I could do without all that noise and bustle for a few hours. See you in the morning. Ho ho, zzz.