On a silent river bank, you sit down beneath the branches of a lonely tree. Watching the tender branches sway in the soft breeze your mind begins to wander to the worries which often cloud your thoughts. You watch as the fallen heart-shaped leaves float away like phoenix feathers on the wind, new leaves growing instantly in their place. Looking through the lazy river fog you vaguely see a tree on the far side, similar yet different to your own...

All is quiet except for the light 'crunch, crunch' that can be heard as my feet make tracks in the freshly-fallen snow. Won't you join me? There is a cup of hot cocoa waiting inside my igloo for you!

When light hits the delicate crystal snowflakes, they twinkle like stars as they fall from the sky.

Grocery List:
Bread
Celery
Cookies
Salad dressing
Toad

Toad? Who put toad on my list? Here I am, standing in the grocery store, staring at a jar on the shelf that is staring right back at me! Do I really need toad? Slowly I put the sloshy jar of toad into my cart, before heeding the irresistable urge to go to the snack aisle… who put cookies on my list?

Love the water, but afraid you might just float away? PnF’s very own stingray inflatable will keep you safe! Just hop on in to the center ring and hang on. You’ll enjoy months of fun kicking and paddling your way across the water.

Lean closer and have a sniff of this sweet-smelling flower.

Squirt.

Haha, you could see that coming a mile away. One of the oldest pranks is a squirting flower, only this flower is real and if you get too close it will squirt out a splash of water.

Walking through the early morning garden, you hear a giggle. It was probably one of your pets out romping amongst the flowers. You hear the giggle again, but it does not sound like one of your pet’s voices. Peering closer at the flower bed, you see an unusual bloom. A flower waving in the breeze with a tiny mouth wide open, making the cutest giggle. It is so funny that you start laughing as well.

The soft fluffy catkins on the pussy willow tree are some of the first signs of spring; a welcome sight that one cannot resist touching. Why not snip a few branches to dry for a flower arrangement?

Clinging to green stems is this flower with the face of a monkey. A barrel of cuteness. If you observe it closely, you may see the flower move from stem to stem. What a fascinating flower to find in the garden.

Haha! I am just clowning around. I found this top hat, red nose and curly wig and decided it was perfect to use as a costume to celebrate April Fool’s Day. What do you think? Would I fit in that little car with all the other clowns?

Walking through the early morning garden, you hear a giggle. It was probably one of your pets out romping amongst the flowers. You hear the giggle again, but it does not sound like one of your pet’s voices. Peering closer at the flower bed, you see an unusual bloom. A flower waving in the breeze with a tiny mouth wide open, making the cutest giggle. It is so funny that you start laughing as well.

A cat, a fish, a catfish. Haha! I am a cat that can swim like a fish and a fish that can sneak like a cat. I think that is the best of both worlds. You can cuddle me under a tree while reading a good book or take me into the bubble bath; I promise I won’t get all soggy.

Wow! Who put the spring bling into these amazing sunglasses? Why, Bob did, of course. These delicious sunglasses are the newest offering from Bob PnF’s creative genius.

There has been a lot of buzz around town about what Bob may have been working on, and now it has been unveiled. I would not wait too long to scoop up a pair or two of these delightful sunglasses. All your pets will be clamouring to wear them to celebrate the coming of spring.

Lean closer and have a sniff of this sweet-smelling flower.

Squirt.

Haha, you could see that coming a mile away. One of the oldest pranks is a squirting flower, only this flower is real and if you get too close it will squirt out a splash of water.

This is a hat that most everypet knows, even if it is just from stories about the long ago. It is a hat that symbolizes common sense and honesty dispensed entertainingly.

The traditional Jester Hat was made of soft, colourful cloth, mixing patterns and colours to give a vibrant look. Three long floppy points fell from the hat's crown, and bells were sewn onto the end of those points. Which of your pets will wear the Jester Hat?

Nom Nom, here I come! You could play some fun pranks with these shoes. Put them on and stand behind a shrub with just the shoes peeking out. Ahhhhh! Run, it’s a crocodile. April Fools!

There is nothing cuter than a wiener dog dressed up as a hot dog. You asked, we delivered. Well, maybe you did not ask but we still went ahead and did it anyhow because who can resist the temptation? Give this lil one a squeeze. They are sure to please.

Clinging to green stems is this flower with the face of a monkey. A barrel of cuteness. If you observe it closely, you may see the flower move from stem to stem. What a fascinating flower to find in the garden.

Hey! Hi! I love to jest. What? Even poop wants to get in on the fun of playing tricks on April Fool’s Day. I love my hat with the tinkly bells.

Hey! Hi! I love to jest. What? Even poop wants to get in on the fun of playing tricks on April Fool’s Day. I love my hat with the tinkly bells.

Apply this nutty, spicy almond fragrance infused with sage and every pet will know that you like things that are a bit on the wild side.

Sitting at your desk at work and trying to focus on all those charts and emails is difficult when your heart longs to be surfing. The sound of the crashing waves, the feel of the spray on your face, the taste of salt on your lips, and working on your surfing moves in your head is just way more exciting! I guess I'm just a beach bum at heart.

Beautiful, colorful starfish amongst swirling waves adorn this funboard. This board is perfect for beginners because it is wide and stable. It is also suitable for heavier surfers and people who just want to enjoy surfing without working too hard to catch waves. It is much easier to maneuver than the longboard.

Cowabunga Pet Dudes, this chick stick is fully sick! It’s the sweetest board for manoeuvrability in the green room, cutting back, carving, or for hanging a three-sixty! Whether your gurfer is a grommet or a gidget, they’ll totally rip it charging the waves on this beautiful board! (Translation: a highly manoeuvrable surfboard for girls of all ages.)

Hop, jump, and leap aboard your amphibious transportation for an up-close and personal tour of fascinating aquatic environments. Froggie Floatie will carry you across ponds fringed with cattails and appliquéd with water lilies. Under the water, you will see myriads of fish and tadpoles swirling amongst arrowhead and sedge roots. Skimming across the water’s surface with acrobatic precision are water striders, dragonflies, and damselflies. As Froggie Floatie swims to the pond’s edge, you can watch a family of beavers doing maintenance work on the gracefully curved dam that keeps the pond intact.

I'm a sturdy brass-bound oaken chest, packed with a fortune's worth of shiny gold Pirate Mole doubloons and a few beautiful cut gems too. Yo ho ho, me hearties!

Arr, me hearties! I'm a really solidly built oaken sea chest, brass-bound for additional strength, with a lock and two convenient carry handles. Just the place to stash away all your pirate treasure securely. Remember where you put the key, though!

These are 100% vegan horns. No animal was harmed in the manufacturing of this helmet. We promise. Though while sporting it atop your head maybe you can channel your inner goat and plow into some things. CHARGE!

The soft fluffy catkins on the pussy willow tree are some of the first signs of spring; a welcome sight that one cannot resist touching. Why not snip a few branches to dry for a flower arrangement?

Indistinct yet familiar, spring is a scent which is different for every person, yet always well known. The alluring mystery of this fragrance comes wrapped in an elegant, timeless bottle.

This little French Bull Dog plush is a great companion. The plush Bull Dog is all dressed up in a blue striped shirt, a blue beret and a red bandana—a sweet gift for a dear pet or yourself.

A little bird told us that there is something new in the town of PnF. A designer. This is exciting news. You know how things happen; someone catches sight of something and starts to investigate and ask questions. Before you know it, the whole town is abuzz with rumours.

This delightful and stylish new bag is large enough to carry all your snacks and needfuls, and it is the first item to be offered to the pets of PnF by the talented Bob écailleux, designer. I am sure we are all excited to see what other items Bob will tempt us with.

The perfect bed to tuck your dolls into. You may find a small pet curled up on this bed too, that is ok, pets always find the best place to nap.

From the perfectly pointed petals to the iridescent centre, this beautiful yellow waterlily will bring the bloom of Spring and the Promise of Summer to anypet’s water, rainforest or garden scenes! Enjoy the beauty of its everlasting bloom and unique explosion of fresh scent all year round!

I'm a sturdy brass-bound oaken chest, packed with a fortune's worth of shiny gold Pirate Mole doubloons and a few beautiful cut gems too. Yo ho ho, me hearties!

Super-stretchy blue spandex band without the tutu, sized to fit even the fullest figures.

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If I only had a brain? Let me tell you, my brain is just fine! The problem isn't what I've learned through my escapades, it's recalling the information! I have storage issues! I think my brain is overly full, and sometimes the new stuff pushes out the old... otherwise, why wouldn't I remember where my car keys are?

Fences can be used as decorative pieces on the land. A single fence with flowers and maybe a potted plant or two, an old watering can, and you have a lovely art installation that can welcome guests to the ranch. This fence has been covered in cheerful, sunny sunflowers. What a lovely sight.

Just a simple jack pine, narrow and tall, reaching for the sky covered in fluffy white snow.

No other rose is as deeply fragrant as a purple rose. Fill a bowl with these freshly dried rosebuds and turn any room into a soothing spa.

It was a tough day at the pet factory. What can we say? Part gator. Part penguin. Part blue jay. Part zebra. It’s a little bit of everything all wrapped up into one. And, it knows how to party. We just do not know what to call it. Thoughts?

It was a tough day at the pet factory. What can we say? Part gator. Part penguin. Part blue jay. Part zebra. It’s a little bit of everything all wrapped up into one. And, it knows how to party. We just do not know what to call it. Thoughts?

A cat, a fish, a catfish. Haha! I am a cat that can swim like a fish and a fish that can sneak like a cat. I think that is the best of both worlds. You can cuddle me under a tree while reading a good book or take me into the bubble bath; I promise I won’t get all soggy.

Below the cold waves of the northern seas grows a special kind of coral, resistant to the freezing waters it calls home. Growing like crystals, ever different in shape and structure, yet soft as a rose's petal, the Icy Sea Blossom contains some surprising healing properties for those pets able to extract the coral from its frozen home.

Do not be scared. Reach out and touch these soft and delicate blossoms. Throughout the sweltering hot days of spring and summer enjoy the cool, fresh sensations we can bring. Rich icy blues. A bright summer sky attracting the birds, butterflies, and bees. Let your mind escape.

Apply this exotic perfume and strut your stuff with confidence. The bold scent will turn heads wherever your feet take you.

The soft fluffy catkins on the pussy willow tree are some of the first signs of spring; a welcome sight that one cannot resist touching. Why not snip a few branches to dry for a flower arrangement?

Nom Nom, here I come! You could play some fun pranks with these shoes. Put them on and stand behind a shrub with just the shoes peeking out. Ahhhhh! Run, it’s a crocodile. April Fools!

No other rose is as deeply fragrant as a purple rose. Fill a bowl with these freshly dried rosebuds and turn any room into a soothing spa.

Walking through the early morning garden, you hear a giggle. It was probably one of your pets out romping amongst the flowers. You hear the giggle again, but it does not sound like one of your pet’s voices. Peering closer at the flower bed, you see an unusual bloom. A flower waving in the breeze with a tiny mouth wide open, making the cutest giggle. It is so funny that you start laughing as well.

The semi-transparent frosted Crystal Owl Tree Figurine is the decoration of choice for purveyors of fine black and white PnF art! While some artistes might be tempted to hang their Pets’ bling on the bare branches, the branches also lend themselves to all manner of creative decoration and artistic enhancements…although that notion does appear to concern the little owls already occupying said branches!

Atoms strung together, raising the question of what is it? Building on atoms, adding a few titanium springs, sulphur and a cloud of stench, molecules mounting in a pile, morphing into the stuff of dreams………….. Or nightmares………………….

Atoms strung together, raising the question of what is it? Building on atoms, adding a few titanium springs, sulphur and a cloud of stench, molecules mounting in a pile, morphing into the stuff of dreams………….. Or nightmares………………….

Which came first? In the case of this cheerful chicken plushie, it would have been the materials gathered to sew up this new spring toy.

As you walk along the main street in PnF, stores display their finest new spring items, and one shop has a whole window devoted to the new plushies. Gather an armful to give as gifts to your pets.