| | Sir Loin made his move to become a champion by reporting his mother, Claudia Cow, for cheating, at the “Fast and Furriest” games. But unknown to Sam the Turtle, Claudia put her son up to it. Claudia had achieved all she could, and had the sense to see that all that glittered was not gold. So she gave her son a pat on the back (note, NOT a cow pat …) and told him the fastest way to have his time in the limelight was to dob her in, because Sam was looking for someone to do it, and at least this way Sir Loin would get her place, instead of someone else. Once he became a champion, Sir Loin quickly found fame was not much compensation for being hated. So when Piàn xióngmāo began her rebellion against Sam, he backed her to the hilt. Now a mentor to calves and cows everywhere, Sir Loin gets high by helping others to spring to new heights. He is truly over the moon with his change of role. |