| | C Biscuit said he came from a noble line of thoroughbreds. First there was 'A' Biscuit, then 'B' Biscuit and now 'C' Biscuit. That was his story until Sam’s empire of cheating collapsed. C Biscuit then tearfully admitted that he was a cross breed and unfit to complete against other thoroughbred animals. Only then did he come to terms with the fact that he had been competing against everything from lambs to elephants for a whole year. The judges have assured him that horses, antelopes and half breed horselopes are all equally welcome to take part in The Quarter Mile. Now his secret it out, C Biscuit the Horselope is running free, and he is the icon of cross breed animals everywhere. |