Standing out in the crowd, well it’s a little different in my herd. I tried to make a break for it once last week, but it was more like a flash mob in the food court of your local mall. I turned around and thought I was alone, and behold, there was every aunt, uncle and second cousin twice removed!
What's a zebra to do? I mean, on one hand, here I am super stylish in my black and white attire, always dressed for any occasion. And on the other hand, here I am dressed in my black and white attire, always mixing in with all my relatives. I've been told it's safety in numbers, but when do I get to be number 1?