I am the most majestic creature of the seas. Who could be more royal than I - a lilac dolphin! After all, purple is a colour of royalty and us dolphins are beyond intelligent. We may even have those silly humans beat! So, along I swim, nodding to my royal subjects as I go. How adored am I!
In showing my worth, my dignity, my superiority I raise my head high up toward the sky. Look at me my loyal subjects of the seas! Place a crown atop my head and adore my shine. What?!?! Who said place a clown nose?!?!
It is always a grand thing to have royalty put on a show for you. Usually it must go the other way around. However, today I am so thrilled and excited I cannot contain myself. Therefore I leap with joy and swim with grace. I have found a new home where I will be loved and revered for the royalty I am. No more of this clown nose nonsense. Hmpf!