Well if you were expecting one of those smiling, cheery, happy and singing bears let me tell you - you have come to the wrong place! I have a grumps on! There is no cute little symbol on my belly. And I wasn’t a popular bear in the 80’s. And I have run out of bamboo! It is like the Monday-est of Monday wannabes going today. So I am just going to cross my arms, pout and sulk.
It’s the perfect plan! If I just sit here looking cute and cuddly everyone will bring me all the treats I could ever want. If I just cock my head like so. Maybe bat an eye or two. I wonder if I can purr. Humans like animals that purr. PURRRR….If I get it all just right, just so! Then I know I will be showered with bamboo.
It is such a hard life being a cute and adorable panda cub. Not only am I so sweet but I must expend ever so much energy foraging for food. It is exhausting. I need to eat so much every day so I can grow healthy and strong. So really it is true. If you don’t catch me eating chances are you will find me sleeping. Nestled in ever so comfily, please bring me a blanket and would you please leave a nightlight on?