Why do I keep hearing people call me 'ugly' and 'disgusting'? I'm awesome! See that line of slime? That helps me get home at night, to my delicious meal of veggies. But no salad dressing with vinegar - now that stuff is disgusting! Oh, did you know we're good at poetry, too?
Here we come movin' at the speed of light,
Working to make everything all right.
Sliding around without a sound,
A line of slime across the ground.
But don't you dare to step on me
Or you'll see how 'ugly' a slug can be!