Did you know that not all brown bears are actually brown? We're a very diverse group! We range from brown to black to almost white, and have many fine adventures!
Why, we've been turned into princes by evil spells (some claim it was the other way around, but who would want to be a prince when they could be a bear?)
We've crossed bridges guarded by grouchy old trolls. (No, those were bears, not goats!) And a family I knew had their home broken into and vandalized by a mischievous blonde!
We've been celebrated in story and song, and have many celebrities, including one fellow overly fond of picnic baskets, and another who couldn't keep out of the honey!
We're a fun loving bunch, and you'll never catch us following children through the woods, impersonating their relatives or blowing anyone's house down!