Ahem! Attention, please. Gather around, and I shall tell you a story. This is a story about me.

I am a goose, as you can plainly see,
and there are those that ascribe storytelling to me.
I can tell a story as sure as can you,
where this rumour started, I leave up to you.

How was that? Honk honk! Clearly, I am a goose that has better things to do all day than sit around telling stories, such as going for a walk and looking in the water for tasty plants to eat, and honking with my goose friends while we make plans to head south or not for the winter. I waddle when I walk, and if I am waddling—I am walking, so please don’t bother me to tell you a story if you see me waddle. On the other hand, the other day, I told a story that even had me bowled over, so while I am waddling, I could think of a story to tell you sometime in the future.