Whee! Did you see the backflip I did? I am purple, which amazes me and should amaze you unless you see a purple pig every day.

I do all the things that a non-purple pig does, snorting and snuffling around for food; sidling up to a fence and scratching my back on the wood, which feels so good; and rolling around in the pond.

You don’t look like you would enjoy those things so we should go for a stroll, and along the way, I can find some dandelions to munch on and you can tell me what you like to do.