I am all ready for my starring role. I can mimic any voice, so I make the perfect understudy. I do the best voiceovers. If you need a train whistle? I’m your bird. Need me to call your boss and book you off a sick day—call on me to get the job done.

Have you guessed what I am yet? I am a Galah, a rose-breasted cockatoo. I am super friendly and love to learn new tricks, making me a great stunt bird. What I don’t like is being left alone. I get lonely, and I love lots of attention, like any star.

I would be pleased to join your pet family. Oh, the fun we will have and the tricks we can play.