Mischief is my middle name. Or maybe it's my first name. Doesn't matter, I won't come when you call it anyways ... Can't find me? Look up. Odds are I'm stalking you from above, and I'm just about to pounce! Or am I under the table, waiting for you to pass by so I can attack your ankles ... Perhaps I'm climbing up the curtains or sharpening my claws on your favourite chair. Trouble? Possibly. But I'm totally worth it.
Have you ever seen a shadow from the corner of your eye?
Seen a whisper of some darkness, very quick and very sly?
Have you ever felt a tickle in the middle of the night,
like a tail swishing on your skin, and did you start with fright?
Well I'm nothing to be scared of, so have no fear of that,
I'm adorable and charming, just a darling sweet black cat!
Some people don't trust black cats, and I can't begin to understand why! We may be at ninja level when it comes to following you around in the dark, but I only do it to keep you safes. I'm loyal, I'm smart, and let's not forget, I'm very fashion forward ... as I'm sure you've heard... Black goes with everything.