Missing your garter? I could possibly help you out but I would rather you used me as a suspender. You see I have such vibrant stripes and would look fabulous draped across your shoulders as my teeth hold onto your trousers. I love getting out and about, so hook me up and let’s get going. I am not at all a threat but I do enjoy a good laugh so when we head to the park for a picnic or a rest, can you imagine the surprise when I unhook my mouth and slither into the grass.