I am a llama on a mission! Climb every mountain, carry a pack, no problem. Just strap that basket of produce or whatever you’ve stored in there on. I can do anything, I’m Super Llama. Sure of foot and never slip! C’mon, test me. Take me out for a spin. Ok, not a spin, I might get dizzy, but a hike! Definitely a hike! Mountain air is my favorite, and when you pass out from how thin it is, I might let you hang on so you don’t fall off a cliff.

Oh noes, it’s petting zoo time! Great, little sticky paws love to grab handfuls of my wool and dig their way in. OH, oh, wait now. That’s it. Scratch just a little more to the right, up a little, up! UP! Okay, right there. No,no, don’t stop! I’ll stand still and let you scratch that itch. Don’t go! Come back! Come back! I’m sorry I said your paws were sticky!

Naptime for me! Don’t even think of waking me either! I need my 8 hours of beauty sleep, you know. It takes quite a bit to keep this wool spiraling and curling! I need to get a trim soon though. My wool is coveted by many, so soft and warm, once you spin it off to make yarn and clack your knitting needles into making mittens and hats. So shoo along now and let me sleep!