"Hey Mah, look what I found inside my biggest Easter egg! Can I keep it Mah? Please?

"It's real soft and fluffy, and not very big at all for the second largest bird in the whole wide world! And look! It has 2 sets of eyelids, so it won't be too bothered by all of the dust bunnies accumulating underneath my bed!

"Oh Mah, you really truly have to say I can keep it!"