Do you want an autograph? I am the world’s greatest rock star, after all. Let me just ask my security guards to bring me something to write with, so I can sign whatever it is you want. Surely, your life will be so much better now that you have met a famous bird! I love playing music, being on stage, and making my groupies happy! Nothing brings me more joy than to put on a show, let out some loud squawks, and see my fans flapping their wings to the beat of my music! You have no ticket to my upcoming show you say? No worries! I happen to have an extra! Here you go! One of the perks of being me, is, I can get almost anything I want…including tickets to my own show!