Is your tank large enough for me? I hope so, I don't do fish bowls. Too tiny for my frame, my kind averages 15 centimeters in length, sometimes up to 25.5 centimeters. Not to brag, of course. I love warm water, but prefer dark places, so none of those ridiculously bright plastic foliage, please.

And don't worry about those other fish swimming about, I'll keep them in line. As a natural leader I tend to hang around a long time, maybe up to 12 years, and I plan to keep it that way. So keep that cat away from MY tank or there'll be lots of little fish bites to nurse.